Amending the Front Door sign for the 2024 Election

 

No Preachers

No Politicians

No Salesmen

No Strangers

and definitely

No thrice married, Bible salesman, Con Artist,

Rapist, Serial philanderer, Lying, Xenophobic,

Senile, Deranged, Trans-phobic, Homophobic,

Draft Dodging, Anti-Vet, Gun loving, Bullying,

Misogynistic, Anti-woman, Anti-Choice, Vindictive,

White Power, Christian Nationalist, Convicted

Fraudster, Immoral, Anti-Science, Flag-fondling,

Cult Leader with orange makeup, and a horrible

comb-over, or any of his brainwashed followers.

Shit, I forgot egotistical, delusional, megalomaniacal.

Anything else I forgot?