April Fools' Day is Cancelled

 2026 CE: April Fools' Day Is Cancelled

Reality is such a clusterfuck, an almighty awful shit show led by idiots and fool, that April Fools' Day is cancelled. There will be no jokes, no fake headlines, no grand schemes due to the fact that the world is in dire straits. The absurdity of any announcement by pranksters can not match the current state of affairs. As we are led by fools and governed by morons and science denying, religiously swayed sociopaths who have created a reality so unbelievably stupid, no one will believe any joke is a joke when revealed. Therefore, April Fools' Day is officially cancelled.