My husband should write for The Onion
My husband should write for The Onion. I sent him an article about a Tennessee legislator who wants to change the Constitution so that Trump can run for a third term. In saying this, the Congressman proved once again that Republicans have no idea what the US Constitution actually says. Further, this low level representative revealed that he's not in the inner circle who, no doubt, are devising ways to avoid another election altogether. Let's not forget that in 2024, Trump said, "Christians, get out and vote, just this time. You won't have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what, it will be fixed, it will be fine, you won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians." Cancelling elections is not outside the realm of possibility for these bastards.
After reading the Tennessee Congressman's statements, this was my husband's humorous response:
"The GOP proposed that President Trump be given the new executive position of Dictator perpetuo, a title once held by Julius Caesar. This position, granted with the consent of the Republican-controlled Senate, will allow Trump the authority needed to bring the United States back to preeminence in world affairs by rewriting the Constitution at will and abolishing regulations that only serve an ideological bias. The position of Dictator perpetuo will come, as it did in ancient Roman times, with divine honors, as well as an apotheosis as Divus Iulius, a complex of honors aimed at eternity and divinity.
"Without exception, leading Republican lawmakers and right-leaning members of the judiciary have praised the proposition as the only way forward in a world swamped with sin and degradation. When asked for an example of the possible benefit of the proposed change to the American system of government, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) mentioned the possibility of mandating that employees accept TrumpCoin as wages instead of the US dollar. 'We all know that the dollar has become devalued and corrupted because the Jew George Soros has infiltrated the Treasury with his network of hook-nosed spies,' Rep. Greene said in a lengthy harangue to the press Thursday."
My response to my husband's Onion-worthy prose was, "JFRC!* Don't let the GOP** see this! They'll do it!" After all they didn't even balk when Trump referred to himself as The Chosen One and claims to have been saved by God when shrapnel hit his ear. If he wants to see a shrapnel scar, he should see my left knee and foot! Up close so I can plant it in his ass.
*JFRC: The R stands for Republican. D'uh!
**GOP may be translated Grand Old Party, Granddaddy's Old Prick, and Gnarly Old Pedos. Feel free to add your own fitting appellations.
