If god were real

After today's BS announcement from Bobby Brain Worm about eating red meat...

If god were real, I'd prayed and make blood sacrifices to ensure Bobby Brain Worm had a thousand Lone Star ticks (Amblyomma americanum) infest his sleeping quarters. Chances are he'd end up with Alpha-gal syndrome.

Dude, you are antivax. Why should anyone listen to a word that comes from that wrinkled, old, overbaked, crusty, crackled voiced blow hole?